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first day here.

took about 20 minutes to swallow a liter of warm sprng water with 2 teaspoons of uniodized sea salt which was harsh.

had to plug my nose and drink thru a straw like a little bitch cause this shit tastes soooo bad, unreal. you dont know how much this sucks until you actually physically try it yourself.

this will go for 10 days, but not sure if I can go another day drinking that crap, yuck. :puke1:

will attempt to tough it out though for the good of the people.

ill keep updates here.
 

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if you dont mind...

could you explain further the details of this plan...and the expected results?

I've heard of it, but i never actually heard the details.
 

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LEMON DRINK for your Master Cleanse
you need:
2 tablespoons FRESH squeezed lemon or lime juice (approx. 1/2 lemon)
2 tablespoons genuine organic maple syrup, Grade B (the darker the better)*
1/10 teaspoon (a small pinch!) cayenne pepper, gradually increase (the more BTUs the better)
300 - 500 ccm (10-14 oz) pure water
In a 300ccm (10-ounce) glass (to allow for 227ccm and mixing room): 2 tablespoons fresh (and organic, if possible) lemon or lime juice (absolutely no canned or frozen juice). 2 tablespoons real (and organic, if possible) grade B or C maple syrup. (Don't use Grade A maple syrup or maple-flavored syrup. They are over-refined, which means that they are mostly refined sugars and lack essential minerals.) A small pinch of cayenne pepper (to taste). Spring or purified water, between room temperature and medium hot (but not cold) – fill to 1/4 liter (8 oz). Mix all the ingredients by thoroughly stirring or shaking, and drink. Or, in two 1 liter bottles: Juice of 3 lemons, divided equally between the two bottles (about 85ccm or 3 oz per bottle) An equal quantity of grade B or C maple syrup in each bottle (about 85 ccm or 3 oz per bottle) A pinch of cayenne in each bottle Spring or purified water (fill bottles to the top) Mix all the ingredients by thoroughly shaking; then drink throughout the day. Use fresh lemons or limes only, never canned or frozen lemon juice. Use organic and vine ripened when possible. Also, mix your lemonade fresh just before drinking. Don't mix it up in the morning for the whole day. You can, however, squeeze your lemons in the morning and measure out the 2 tablespoons when needed.

* [SIZE=-1]YL Clinic says you can use Agave instead of the maple syrup. Tom Woloshyn (who studied with Stanley Burroughs himself) disagrees. Clinic says if you have diabetes or hypoglycemia, use molasses. If you feel weak or have a sugar imbalance you can add a scoop of Power Meal. Or you can try Master Amino Acid Profile (MAP) for protein without any residuals or strain on the body ­ more info here: http:/www.weightlossessentials.com/aminoacid.html[/SIZE]
SALT WATER FLUSH:
Drink an oral salt water enema upon arising. To do this, add 2 level teaspoons of uniodized sea salt to a quart of lukewarm water (the one-quart juice bottles in which most organic juices come work very well). Shake well, then drink the entire quart. It's also good to massage the colon as well. Make sure you use uniodized sea salt; regular or iodized salt will not have the same beneficial effect. This oral enema will flush out your entire digestive tract and colon from top to bottom, usually within an hour, prompting you to eliminate several times, clearing out the plaque and debris from the walls, and the parasites that have been living there.
[SIZE=+1]Lemonade Drink:[/SIZE]
Drink the lemonade mix every 1 to 2 hours. Take no other food, but do be sure to drink plenty of purified water in addition to the lemonade drink. Drink as much of this lemonade as you want, but make sure that you drink at least twelve 1/4 liter (8 oz) glasses. The lemonade contains all the vitamins and minerals you need. This can be combined with supplements for colon cleansing such as Bentonite or Psyllium Seeds. You don't have to start your fast on the morning of the first day. You can begin later in the day, even if you've already eaten. Once you begin, however, eat nothing more while you're on the fast. It's also a good idea to read Stanley Burrough's book, The Master Cleanser. Note: Diabetics, refer to the special instructions on page 19 of The Master Cleanser.
Note: Bentonite is the only product known to remove plaque from the walls of the intestine and colon. The plaque in your stool will look like egg shells on the outside of the bentonite "gel." Bentonite works most effectively when the colon is empty of food. It grabs the plaque which has been loosened by the lemon juice and the resting/fasting process. The salt water enema pushes out the bentonite gel and the plaque and debris that is stuck to it and in it. The salt water further cleanses the walls as it passes through, resulting in shiny clean walls.
[SIZE=+1]Herbal Laxative:[/SIZE]
Each evening you can drink an herbal laxative tea to help with elimination, do this right before bed time.
GOING OFF LEMONADE FAST
Burroughs recommends a minimum of 10 days on this. You can safely do 40 days or more.
First Day: Start with 4 oz. [1/8 liter] fresh squeezed orange juice mixed with 4 oz. water. If it goes well, drink several more 8 oz. [1/4 liter] glasses of fresh orange juice during the day. Sip slowly. Dilute with water if needed.
Second Day: Drink several 8 oz. [1/4 liter] glasses of orange juice during the day -- with extra water, if needed. In the evening make a vegetable broth (no canned soup). Use seasonal leafy and root vegetables such as: beets and beet tops, turnips and turnip greens, kale, carrots, onions, parsley, celery, potatoes, okra, one or two inds of legumes, squash, beans, a little salt, cayenne pepper and dehydrated vegetables or veg. powder may be added for flavor (no MSG or hydrolyzed protein).
Cook lightly. Drink the broth, eating only a few bites of the vegetables.
Third Day: Orange juice in the morning. At noon have some more soup with some of the vegetables. No meat, fish, eggs, bread, pastries, tea, milk, or coffee. For Dinner, have the vegetables in the soup.
Fourth Day: Orange juice or lemon and maple syrup in the morning. Fruits, vegetables, seeds, nuts for lunch. Salad or fruit for dinner.
Fifth Day: Eat normally but no junk food, dairy, tea, coffee, white flour or white rice, heavy animal proteins. If, after eating is resumed, distress or gas occurs, go back to the lemonade diet for a few days until the system is ready for food.
 

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basically im doing this to flush my system and keep the prostate healthy plus rid myself of buit up toxns which i know i have plenty of. additionaly, supposed to lose 1-2 pounds per day as well. it also makes you have more energy and a sense of all around well being.



Purpose:

To dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body.
To cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system.
To purify the glands and cells throughout the entire body.
To eliminate all unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles.
To relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries, and blood vessels.
To build a healthy blood stream.
To keep youth and elasticity regardless of our years.
To purify mind, thoughts and to get in touch with your spirit.

WHEN TO USE IT?

When sickness has developed—for all acute and chronic conditions.
When the digestive system needs a rest and a cleansing.
When overweight has become a problem.
When better assimilation and building of body tissue is needed.
When you need to make an important decision.
When you need to have clear mind and clear thoughts.
When you feel like fasting.



HOW OFTEN?

Follow the diet for a minimum of 10 days or more—up to 40 days and beyond may be safely followed for extremely serious cases. The diet has all the nutrition needed during this time. Three to four times a year will do wonders for keeping the body in a normal healthy conditions. The diet may be undertaken more frequently for serious conditions.


HOW TO MAKE IT?

2 Tablespoons lemon or lime juice (approx. ½ lemon)
2 Tablespoons genuine maple syrup Grade B or C (Not maple flavored sugar syrup)
1/10 Teaspoon cayenne pepper (red pepper) or to taste
Water, medium hot
Combine the juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper in a 10 oz glass and fill with medium hot water. (Cold water may be used if preferred.)

Use fresh (organic) lemons or limes only, never canned lemon or lime juice nor frozen lemonade or frozen juice.

This is not all. You also need to do something for your bowel movements.
Fasting on liquids will, in most people, promote stagnation of feces in the large intestine. (you will loose the need to move bowel.)

One thing suggested is salt water flush.

What is a salt water flush? (SWF)

It is traditinal Ayurveda intestinal and body cleanse.

Prior to Cleanse

If you have problems with constipation, please clean your bowls with a safe herbal laxative (i.e. senna or garcinia) or with enema/colonics, for one or two days before this cleanse.


Salt-Water Flush Recipe

1 quart (1 Liter) Water - heat up to lukewarm temperature
2 Level TEASPOONS Natural, Unrefined Sea Salt (no additives)
Juice from a Lime/Lemon - if required to offset the taste
16oz (1/2 Liter) Serving Cup
Alarm Clock - set to sunrise

Salt from a natural source (like natural unrefined sea salt) is better for cleaning the body than refined and iodized salt. Natural unrefined Sea salt (without harmfull additives) is the best choice. Grounded Unrefined Rock Salt can also be used in absence of Unrefined Sea salt.

YES!!! You should drink 1 Quart (1 Liter) in one sitting, every morning, at sunrise.




Are there people who should not follow this diet?

Yes. If you have no at least one bowel movement per day, you need first to get to that point with diet and exercises, before you start fasting. If you are unable to tolerate lemon juice, or you are unable to tolerate maple syrup (chronic severe candidasis), or you are unable to tolerate sea salt, Master Cleanser is not for you!

The only way to find out if you are able to go on this diet is to try it for a day or two, or three. After that time, you will know.
 

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Read about some other guy doing this cleanse last year; think he made it 4-5 days before he couldnt take the salt water anymore.

Good luck
 

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the salt water is terrible. i took it one day then i couldnt do it anymore. the lemonade wasnt bad but it sucked with the cayenne pepper in it. I know people who really say this works as long as you can take it and deal with the shits from the salt water
 

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the salt water is terrible. i took it one day then i couldnt do it anymore. the lemonade wasnt bad but it sucked with the cayenne pepper in it. I know people who really say this works as long as you can take it and deal with the shits from the salt water


this has worked well for me..



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WOW THAT sounds like alot of crazy voodoo stuff....

Just eat fruits and veggies everyday...eat whole grains ...limit Red meats.. EXERCISE at least 3 times a week... that will keep you regular

I do not belive in all that cleaning formula stuff... most of the store bought stuff is to make money for the guy who put together the stuff..he is "cleaning" up not out
 

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Man, I thought taking a shit would take care of all these bacteria's. Obviously..I need to shit alot more
 

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WOW THAT sounds like alot of crazy voodoo stuff....

Just eat fruits and veggies everyday...eat whole grains ...limit Red meats.. EXERCISE at least 3 times a week... that will keep you regular

I do not belive in all that cleaning formula stuff... most of the store bought stuff is to make money for the guy who put together the stuff..he is "cleaning" up not out


I have to disagree with that dante, I believe your body is like the car that you drive, you need to flush out the radiator once a year.

you would be amazed at some of he stuff that comes out when you have a bowel movement:monsters-
 

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Your body definately needs to be regularly cleansed of toxins...either fasting or mastering it. GET CLEAN
 

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currently on day 5.

day 3 was the worst as the worst migarine headache known to mankind developed, plus the chills and I vomited twice.

after that passed its business as usual. the only bad thing is the warm salt water upon awakening.

not really hungry or think to much about eating except the occasional craves.

really have to mentally prepare for something like this and have the discipline to stick with it. its not for everyone and if you dont prepare you will quit.

some of the detoxification side effects make you want to quit, but that is what the preperation is for. if you dont get the sides then it may not be working, so when you do, you know the cleanse is working right.

i cant tell of any weight loss, but i do feel great and have lots of energy and pep to the step.

plan on staying on this til the tongue turns pink. only negative is that i miss going for beers at the pub.

could go for a fat pizza right now though.
 

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tastes like shit.

a liter of warm water with 2 teaspoons of sea salt every day upon awakening.

kind of tastes like a ran down alka seltzer.

it all comes out right away anyway, either end.
 

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thanks for keeping us updated...pretty curious about this.

diid you weigh yourself before?
 

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Thinking about doing this myself.....

How many times a day do you drink the lemonade? And to be correct you are not eating any food of any kind? How much water do you drink throughout the day?
 

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I think the saying went: IF you get hungry, drink more lemonade! I don't think that there is a limit to the amount that you want to drink.
 

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thanks for keeping us updated...pretty curious about this.

diid you weigh yourself before?


yeah I weighed myself before starting and plan on stepping on the scale after its over with. will let you know what i lost.
 

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Thinking about doing this myself.....

How many times a day do you drink the lemonade? And to be correct you are not eating any food of any kind? How much water do you drink throughout the day?

im drinking 6 to 7 lemonade drinks per day and to be correct no food consumption whatsoever. usually drink a gallon of water per day.
 

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